QUOTED

Fergus and myself were discussing stuff over googletalk. When out of the blue, he whips up this paragraph of Writer/Director description he came up with.

(After reading Fergus' paragraph)
ME
Don't you have more important production stuff to do?

FERGUS
A mild distraction. The production schedule is coming along well.

EEVON
Yeah well, it better be. Or I'm unleashing The Master Nagger 2000!

FERGUS

"Look joe! it's master nagger 2000!"

"Quick, cover your ears with the hydra-ignora! It's your only hope!"

Yes, your directors are inane like this.